Marriage Quotes

07 Apr

Marriage for me till now has been like an roller coasters ride.There have been ups and downs ,screams and shouts but I am really glad that I got on.I thought it would be fun to share with you some really funny,interesting & introspective quotes on marriage

  • Marriage is the most expensive way of discovering your faults.
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,always with the same person
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards.
  • Marriage has many pains ; but celibacy has no pleasures.
  • What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
  • A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.
  • When a man marries a woman, they become one–the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  • Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  • A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
  • A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
  • All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
  • Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
  • Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.
  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
  • Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
  • Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
  • When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
  • Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.  
  • It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight.  
  • Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.  
  • Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
  • Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder
  • Men have a much better time of it than women.  For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier
  • Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat.
  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
  • Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.
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Posted by on April 7, 2012 in Lists, Quotes


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